I’d rather be napping.

Word of advice: Don’t wear above-the-knee wrap dresses on windy days. Things happen when you’re walking through the parking lot with your hands full. Things that make life really awkward.

I’m like an old lady. I peer over my glasses already. And is it just me, or do my eyes look kind of orange today? OH EM GEE I’m turning into a vampire!

Okay. Maybe not.

Dress, $25; Necklace, $3; Shoes, $Ihavenoidea
Approximate outfit cost:  $28+… something.