• Fashion

    I buy childrens’ books because I am cool like that.

    Other things that make me cool: 1.) This hat. You are jealous of this hat. And if you aren’t, then you should be. 2.) My ability to make you a coffee in one minute and fifty-four seconds. Ordering and transaction included. BOOYAH. Eat THAT, suckah! Or… drink it.. seeing as if you were able to eat it there’s probably something wrong…  3.) Posing:  Mad skillz, yo. I don’t know why I’ve suddenly become gangsta. Maybe it’s the hat. Or the fact that I got up at 2:50am. Or possibly the 4 shots of espresso I consumed.  Whatever the case, you should probably just ignore the words in this blog post and…