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I buy childrens’ books because I am cool like that.
Other things that make me cool: 1.) This hat. You are jealous of this hat. And if you aren’t, then you should be. 2.) My ability to make you a coffee in one minute and fifty-four seconds. Ordering and transaction included. BOOYAH. Eat THAT, suckah! Or… drink it.. seeing as if you were able to eat it there’s probably something wrong… 3.) Posing: Mad skillz, yo. I don’t know why I’ve suddenly become gangsta. Maybe it’s the hat. Or the fact that I got up at 2:50am. Or possibly the 4 shots of espresso I consumed. Whatever the case, you should probably just ignore the words in this blog post and…
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Crazy Owl Lady
Sometimes, the only way to make a picture look interesting is star effects. It’s still rainy. I didn’t want to go outside. My room’s lighting is crap. But stars make everything better, right? Right. It’s day two of my resolution to write every day for a year. Look over there —> at my fancy widget! (okay, maybe a bit higher. Right below the “Mara Writes” button) I set the goal at 182,500 words because 500 words a day seems pretty easy. I know that some days, like today so far, I may not get to 500 words a day… but I also know that other days, I will exceed that…