O is for Onyx. I have no makeup on, and my hair was still wet from the shower. Also, I love patterns. Did you notice there are three on my body right now? This isn’t a skirt. It’s a skort! Ah, memories. I used to have two or three skorts. One of them was red plaid, and had little black terriers all over it.  Another one was green and had kittens on it. Those were the days. Of course, I was only eleven then, and those skorts were the dorky mullet skorts- you know, skirt in the front, shorts in the back? Yeah. So I’m staying in today to reply…