Since I’m trying to get to 500 posts by Toby’s Bloggyversary, I’m splitting my posts for a while. One will be an outfit post, the other one… whatever else I have to say that day. So the title of this post is actually a search term someone used to find my blog the other day. I thought it was funny. And then, oddly enough, the title of the post applied to my outfits today, and an item of clothing I bought last night. See, I didn’t actually start today wearing the above outfit. I was wearing this: And don’t get me wrong, I like that outfit a lot. But I…